2000-06-13 - 01:59:28
So I would last about twelve minutes in the 1900 House. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the link.)
It would go something like this.
Okay, this is kind of cool...pretty decorations...nice glass windows...what? No Kraft Macaroni & Cheese? But....I have to check my e-mail! I don't want to roll my own tampons! Get me the hell out of here!
Or something close to that.
Why stop at 1900, though? You could do all sorts of random years! You could do "The 1992 House", where Kurt Cobain is still alive! Or "The 1966 House", where the residents wonder what musical wonder the Beatles will come up with after "Revolver"! Or do a house where everything is perfectly normal for the year 2000, except all the walls are glass! Or there are no windows!
Or you could do a house where everything that the people own are in boxes that are in random spots in the house, and the people have to find their stuff and then put it in the right spot!
Oh, wait...I'm living that now. Where are the cameras?
